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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party ?
The cat are her !
What do witches eat at Halloween ?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you a ghost ?" asked his friends
"No, I'm an unmade bed !"
 
What did the really ugly man do for a living ?
He posed for Halloween masks !
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved, they couldn't stir without her !
 
Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party ?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken !

 

 

  

 

 

These are my two little wizards dressed up for 2005 trick or treating